the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who actually play video games
- gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
- girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
Source: let-them-eat-c4ke
Source: mahaldaddy
I feel stupid.
I admit. I got a bit to complain about. I’ve been coughing and having trouble breathing. I just puked up my dinner. (Fantastic.)
But I’ve been putting my friends aside. I haven’t helped them through their trials like I’m supposed to. I’m there, but not helping even half heartedly. I’ve been giving up. Things have been hard for them and they come to me, and what do I do? Let them down.
Sigh. I suck. I know. Whatever.
Day 002. What I’m Really Bad At.
Iono. Everything. Haha.
I’m really bad at dancing. And poetry. Lol. I also suck at not being jealous. But Iono if that counts.
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I suck at finding bad stuff about the people I’m jealous of. Sigh.
olgy:
I saw this man on the Metro this past Monday, and asked him who the flowers were for. They were for his wife. They’ve been married for 47 years. Every Monday, he brings her home flowers after work. My heart died at that moment.
awwwwwww
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